Have you sighted our new Web? We netted it on the Inter surf.
The mice go where the action is. We know they curse over the small soft things like excel, word and outlook and use their launching pad to get to the Explorer. Once there, with the Cyber Pages heralding their arrival, they refresh themselves frequently with their favourites and google around for a better connection.
When they find a site they like they take small bytes and click left and right. A bunch of Genius Mice found our new site yesterday and clicked so loudly we could not hear the other surfers coming in by the wave to score hits.
Once, there was such a crowd that a collision took place. Of course they were trapped on the wrong side of the firewall in the collision domain for far too long and their screams broke the MHz barrier. They were taken to the NAP and immediately Ethernet, the anesthetic of choice, had to be administered to push them beyond the baseband gateways into unconsciousness so that the surgeons could commence building backbone.
They are highly communicative and sentimental and they message each other frequently. When they meet a prospective mate, they can be observed spending entire romantic evenings blissfully involved with what is commonly called parallel port and, for those with stamina, multiport repeaters! They wrap their long tails around each other and, if the bandwidth is satisfactory they can be quite productive. Once their multiplexing has taken place, it is usually fruitful and a little later the motherboard becomes creative and another one comes along.
Then they DE or discard eligibility in favour of DNA testing, for their protocol and sense of responsibility is faultless and can be rated highly. They actually measure their amplitude using the base 10 system and their final datagram is placed high up on bricks for all to see.
Our mice have other hobbies, for example, some are bit part actors, and others write bios about the more enterprising and spectacular of their species.
Some of the mice got together and tried to form a musical group but unfortunately it did not work owing to the fact that all of them were bass players; there was 10Base5, 10Base2, 10BaseT, and 100BaseT; this was a string quartet like no other. However, we did hear later that all of them had recently been released from the collision domain and were still quite high on Ethernet!
It was further reported that at this time, owing to the anaesthesia levels not dropping quickly enough, these mice became confused as to where they lived and kept changing addresses and showing up at the wrong houses. It was then that the ARP or Address Resolution Protocol was introduced. This was done out of necessity because the mice are so moral and it was causing embarrassment. So each house was given a different coloured application layer. One good thing came out of this; they began to appreciate their own architecture.
Then get back to us with serious critique; your honest opinion. We're always up for a little quality control and this time, your candour might just get you a high score and win you something; more than applause that is!
Whether there is spam on the main menu, or you are blogging or profiling, navigate your way to our domain; you'll be at home with us.
The mice go where the action is. We know they curse over the small soft things like excel, word and outlook and use their launching pad to get to the Explorer. Once there, with the Cyber Pages heralding their arrival, they refresh themselves frequently with their favourites and google around for a better connection.
When they find a site they like they take small bytes and click left and right. A bunch of Genius Mice found our new site yesterday and clicked so loudly we could not hear the other surfers coming in by the wave to score hits.
Once, there was such a crowd that a collision took place. Of course they were trapped on the wrong side of the firewall in the collision domain for far too long and their screams broke the MHz barrier. They were taken to the NAP and immediately Ethernet, the anesthetic of choice, had to be administered to push them beyond the baseband gateways into unconsciousness so that the surgeons could commence building backbone.
They are highly communicative and sentimental and they message each other frequently. When they meet a prospective mate, they can be observed spending entire romantic evenings blissfully involved with what is commonly called parallel port and, for those with stamina, multiport repeaters! They wrap their long tails around each other and, if the bandwidth is satisfactory they can be quite productive. Once their multiplexing has taken place, it is usually fruitful and a little later the motherboard becomes creative and another one comes along.
Then they DE or discard eligibility in favour of DNA testing, for their protocol and sense of responsibility is faultless and can be rated highly. They actually measure their amplitude using the base 10 system and their final datagram is placed high up on bricks for all to see.
Our mice have other hobbies, for example, some are bit part actors, and others write bios about the more enterprising and spectacular of their species.
Some of the mice got together and tried to form a musical group but unfortunately it did not work owing to the fact that all of them were bass players; there was 10Base5, 10Base2, 10BaseT, and 100BaseT; this was a string quartet like no other. However, we did hear later that all of them had recently been released from the collision domain and were still quite high on Ethernet!
It was further reported that at this time, owing to the anaesthesia levels not dropping quickly enough, these mice became confused as to where they lived and kept changing addresses and showing up at the wrong houses. It was then that the ARP or Address Resolution Protocol was introduced. This was done out of necessity because the mice are so moral and it was causing embarrassment. So each house was given a different coloured application layer. One good thing came out of this; they began to appreciate their own architecture.
Then get back to us with serious critique; your honest opinion. We're always up for a little quality control and this time, your candour might just get you a high score and win you something; more than applause that is!
Whether there is spam on the main menu, or you are blogging or profiling, navigate your way to our domain; you'll be at home with us.
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